Day 28 of @hdcandyheartsfest with the prompt "Honeymoon"
This is my first time doing hdcandyheartsfest and it's been so much fun! I've adored writing these short stories about Draco & Harry in love! and thank you to the mods for creating this wonderful fest!
Here's some silly, fluffy Drarry for the final prompt!
“We’re so excited that you’re back!” Pansy squeals, clasping her hands together as they all huddle around the coffee table in her lounge. "We want to know everything!”
“Jeez, Pans, they only stepped off the plane thirty minutes ago.” Blaise says, pouring the wine into all of their glasses.
“Yes but it was their honeymoon! Our two boys finally tied the knot!”
“It’s just another holiday really,” Harry says, matter-of-factly
“Only with endless supplies of free champagne and the fanciest newlywed suite in their entire hotel.” Draco adds, taking a cool sip of wine. He’s resting back on the sofa, his arm around Harry’s shoulder whilst Pansy sits opposite them, Blaise perched on the arm of the sofa while Hermione and Ron squish together in the armchair.
“I see someone’s caught a gorgeous tan,” Hermione says, fussing over the radiant golden complexion on Harry’s skin, whilst Draco sits next to him, positively pink with sunburn and frowning at his boyfriend's ability to capture the sun so effortlessly.
“I did spend an hour or two out in the heat,” Harry says coyly, brushing off the compliment.
“Draco looks like a prawn.” Ron adds
“One more comment out of you, Weasley, and I’ll hex your bollocks off.” Draco bites.
It’s been less than an hour and they’re already bickering playfully. Things are definitely back to normal.
“Was it nice being alone, just the two of you for two whole weeks?” Pansy asks
“We would’ve been alone if someone had managed to go five minutes without writing to his other husband.” Draco jabs, raising a disapproving yet amused brow at both Harry and his clingy best friend, Ron.
Harry holds his hands out in defense, “For the record I it wasn’t every five minutes, alright?”
“You sent Ron four owls!” Draco argues
“Five actually.” Ron interjects. “And what’s the issue with that? I wanted to know if Harry was having a good time. By the way, Harry, did you tell Sergio the bartender that I hope his mother has a speedy recovery from surgery?”
“You didn’t even meet Sergio!” Draco exclaims
“I know, but I still care about the man! Harry said he makes a mean porn-star martini.”
“Oh he does!” Harry shoots up with excitement at recalling the memory of them. The rest of the group are laughing, Draco slumping back into the sofa with exhaustion.
“Poor boys haven’t gone more than a day without talking to one another,” Hermione cuts, tussling Ron’s hair with a pitying smile. “You’d better get used to this Draco, having to share your husband.”
Draco simply shakes his head in defeat and tries to ignore the smiling blooming over his face.
“Was it romantic?” Pansy asks, leaning forward in her seat for more juicy details.
“So romantic,” Draco says, “Rose petals over the bed every night, candlelit dinners on the beachfront, sunrise walks along the shoreline, it was perfect.”
“We were shagging like rabbits.” Harry grins
“What? That was romantic too! Remember the night we did it on the balcony under the stars…”
Ron almost chokes on his drink. Blaise and Pansy stifle their snorts of laughter, Hermione eyerolls with a smile, clearly numb to Harry’s talent for oversharing and Draco just sinks further into the sofa, blushing profusely.
“Then there was that time we did it secretly in the pool, it’s the funniest story, so—”
“Darling, I’m begging you to stop talking.” Draco cuts in, pinching his brow with exhaustion.
“Anyway…” Pansy chuckles, “You both look so relaxed, I’ve never seen newlyweds as content as you two.”
“Well, we did use the spa a lot as well.” Harry says, “Unlimited couples massages.”
“Which sounded wonderful until Harry spent the entire forty minutes laughing and swatting the lady away.”
“I didn’t realise how ticklish I was going to be, alright?”
“Then, he proceeded to lick the vanilla shea butter from his arms—”
“My arms smelt delicious!” Harry explains, with no shame whatsoever.
“Then he ate the slices of cucumber that were supposed to be used on his eyes.”
“How is cucumber supposed to help my eyes?”
“It hydrates them.” Hermione adds
“My eyes are already hydrated.” Harry counters, blinking hard to prove his point.
“So, all in all, we’ve decided I’m not going to buy the joint spa membership here with Harry,” Draco says, patting Harry gently on the head as Harry - his clueless, fool of a boyfriend, smiles into his touch and nuzzles against his hand.
“Well,” Pansy smiles at them endearingly, “I can honestly say, you both look positively radiant. Happier than ever.”
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