Weird Things Physics Majors Say

Speaking of Inception and statistical physics, I’ve been rewatching Tenet

Oh, son of a —

Anything you don't have questions about from last time?

I have to tickle my computer or else it’ll go to sleep.

Physics is broken. We’re gonna go home.

When in doubt, make a sandwich.

Don’t get me started on Costco; they’re really good to their workers.

I can’t nor would I want to get rid of the Sun.

I can’t take the high ground because I work in a field where we say h bar = c = G = 1 so the units work out.

We will be writing lots of tasty delicious sandwiches on the board.

I will not imagine cute lemurs talking to me right now.

We’re gonna invent linear algebra in this class.

We left them under the couch, and we need to find them.

So, lots of ducks.

Review all the boring stuff that doesn’t have the words particles and relativity in it