Heisman Cobain

Ay the hoes like me, that’s all I need

you guys be tagging my posts as “haha shitpost” meanwhile i mean every single word

Being pretty but not photogenic is a thing

Where these guys at???

Exactly, where they at?!

long story short i know this girl that used to cop weed from my boy and her sister’s boyfriend’s cousin’s uncle is a janitor at universal and he came upon some papers that said tyrese getting replaced by kevin heart for fast 9

Really hope this is fake news™ Tyrese may be trash but he’s still better than Kevin Hart’s bitch ass

my nigga you read a post that starts with “i know this girl that used to cop weed from my boy and her sister’s boyfriend’s cousin’s uncle is a janitor at” and you dead contemplating its validity?

lmaaaaaaooo

This could be the funniest post of all time.