Kaz Brekker is literally the biggest secret shipper of all the crows and no you canât change my mind.
Heâs literally just like âIâm gonna leave Matthias and Nina to bury this dead body together, hope that doesnât bring up any feelings, wouldnât want their animosity to get in the way of the mission, only reason Iâm doing this of courseâ
And then in the ice court just âoh Matthias and Nina walking with Brum, Iâll just leave them alone to totally not hash out their feelings because I trust matthias and his stupid undying love for her, this is good for the mission, all about the missionâ
And then âguess I better send Wylan off to visit his âdeadâ mother and Jesper should go with him totally so they donât have to emotionally support each other, itâs because I need to keep Wylan motivated, the mission is too importantâ
And then âI better pay off Inejâs debts to Per Haskell because I need her for the mission only for the mission who said anything about feelingsââ
This man is a romantic okay??? Buys his not-quite-girlfriend a ship and finds her long lost parents??? Assigns the couples as pairings during missions half the time???
But also heâll gauge your eyes out if you ever say anything about it so shhhh
