M O N O P O L Y

when ur friend is venting to u and u get angry on their behalf

Meeting

‘I came to stop this street fight because that really big punch you just recieved made me scream at a cashier. Also are you injured?’ AU

‘This public toilet has a knuckle-shaped hole in the wall, is this anything to do with you? Because five minutes ago it felt like my knuckles were on fire’ AU

‘Holy shit you just got stabbed, you need help but also god my stomach feels like it’s exploding’ AU

‘I think you’re my soulmate because you’re biting your lip and mine’s hurting now’ AU

‘I just banged my knee on that table over there and you hissed in pain, dude I think we’re soulmates’ AU

Others:

‘Please don’t touch that flame, I’m/we’re in a public place and I don’t want to scream’ AU

‘Why do you insist on taking out staples by hand?’ AU

‘Please don’t hurt yourself, I can’t stand seeing you in pain and nor could I stand the pain myself knowing why I feel it’ AU

‘For the love of God use oven gloves next time, my boss was about to promote me when I swore in their face’ AU

‘I can feel your stress headache is everything okay?’ AU

‘I came to find you at work to tell you to stop knocking so violently on your coworker’s office door’ AU