Malignant

Hey there folks, Haley/Hollow back with another blog. Mind reblogging this post to help out an FE14 oc get up and running? This is a sideblog to @skadiinfested for the sake of my sanity, so all follow backs will be from there!

“I dare say…I was born for this. Raise the flag, ___. And let’s go be amazing.” “Eat your heart out, George Lucas. This is a real “Star Wars”!” “Being a team leader in these times has not been conducive to mindless joy… I used to have a lot less responsibility.” “We can’t afford to antagonize the police.” “Odd how even in the face of tragedy, there are often such wonders–such miracles–to be found.” “If you don’t get your tail out of my face, I’m going to bite if off!” “You have the instincts of a hero, my friend. But above all, the soul of a good man.” “Aye, carumba. Bet you thought I was going to say something cute in German, didn’t you– Please tell me you’re kissing him out of gratitude.” “You’re on TV in another dimension right now, star of a top rated show. There’s probably an Armor-Baby, too.” “Boy, you are drunk. Love you too, elf. Now c'mon… Let’s go home.” “The guy with fangs and a devil tail is scared of lil’ old me?” “This is my kind of neighborhood: lots of shadows, and lots of things to climb on.” “Tell me, ___, is this where old discos go to die?” “I’m so not a tree.” “Dude, ever hear the words ‘Mouth. Wash’?” “You’re no beast to me cutie!” “I just haven’t got the patience for stupid people these days!” “If you knew anything about women, handsome, you’d know there’s nothing more important than a man who can kiss.” “Well, that’s interesting, ‘cause I haven’t had skin since I was sixteen. I’ve had scales.” “You love chocolate milk shakes with extra whipped cream and no cherries.” “Those maraschino things are gross.” “Maybe I’m just a closet necrophiliac.” “He used to tell me that my 'squishy, odorless bod’ made him nervous.” “Stop that, you juvenile Jerry Lewis!” “How did I survive apocalyptic fire? I simply refused to feel the flames.” “Murder is for the unimaginative.”