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yeah, i miss you too—– but the way it used to be. now you’re off with the ‘ superfriends ’ , i don’t know what’s going on with you anymore. the world’s getting weird… // a low activity & dash only. harold ‘happy’ hogan. sideblog to @starkstxr.
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There are no words. Thank you Chadwick. For everything.
HAPPY HOGAN EDITS : The Grade A Babe
❝ it’s called dirty boxing and there’s nothin’ NEW about it. ❞ a gloved hand raises in an accusatory jab ( one could say happy was a little bitter. )
Not wearing glasses anymore. I’ve seen enough
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Iron Man 2 (2010) dir. Jon Favreau
happy happy birthday and happy birthday happy are both complete sentences if you add a comma in the right place.
🎉🎁🎈🎉 happy’s birthday is wednesday 🎉🎈🎁🎉
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uncle Happy (＾▽＾)
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“ oh, now, you cannot leave a gal hanging over here. “ when tony introduces people that he cares about to one another, it’s a flurry of words before he disappears into his own space and to meet another someone who can get him out of his own head and knows how to look out for him is rare and someone you’ve wanted to meet for quite some time. you’ve got your arm tucked into his, having dragged him into a walk with you, a brief yet very loud bye to tony, knowing full well that this was a story that you were desperate to hear. “ i want to know how…… i don’t even know how to ask you the question properly. okay, first. what is your actual name? like everyone calls me may and for the longest time, people thought that was my birth name. i don’t have the heart to tell them that it’s not even close. “
head briefly turns to watch tony’s figure disappear as may pulls him along on a stroll he wasn’t aware he was going to take ( not that it seemed to matter much to her. or that happy put up much protest ). it doesn’t take long to settle into stride next to her —-- his own long steps slower to match her pace. ❝ yeah, i don’t think there is a good way to do that. or ask that. it’s just awkward any way you slice it. and the longer you wait, the more awkward it gets till you eventually reach the point of no return and they’ll never know. ❞ he’s almost certain there are people in this world that think his legal, given name is happy.
❝ it’s harold. ❞ sexy, he knows. gaze drops as his head turns, free hand raising to point to her. ❝ mari—-- maricela, right ? that’s so much better than harold.❞
@silverr sent a meme : 👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot
face contorts in an instant, brow furrowed so tightly that the creases trail down to the bridge of his nose as mouth opens wide for the strangled / irritated noise that follows. sure, technically he’s head of security and one could argue this was to be expected—-- but happy doesn’t ACTUALLY expect to be physically injured in a job so high up the corporate ladder. he left the boxing ring for a reason after all.
vlkyried.
eyes roll up to the ceiling. how many times was she going to have to repeat herself? was this guy THAT old? “ bald guy. angry. one eye. appeared on your little box and said he needed to speak with you because it was URGENT. i told him you didn’t want to be bothered, like you said. he didn’t like that very much, so i told him to call someone who cared. ” shrugging, she leans back and kicks her boots onto the table. “ you’re welcome. ”
‘bald guy.’ okay, good. descriptive. he can work with that. ‘ angry.’ uh oh. that’s starting to sound like—-- ‘one eye.’ fuck. ❝ no no no no no. you did not tell nick fury that—-- ❞ cue one VERY stressed out sigh as a hand raises to pinch the bridge of his nose. he can’t even finish that sentence. is it possible to feel one’s blood pressure rising ? because happy’s pretty sure he does. ❝ he’s gonna kill me. he’s gonna yell at me and then he’s gonna kill me. ❞ deep breaths. don’t freak out. ❝ okay, what exactly did he say ? did he say what it was about, what’s so urgent ? ❞
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❝ i’m sorry—-- hold on. rewind. you what ? ❞
Soft & Sassy Starters
“Big toughies need cuddles too.”
“I see you’ve gone to bed… and that I am the bed.”
“Yeah yeah, big strong warrior don’t need snuggles- uh-huh.”
“Well this was my spot and you just happened to be part of it.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll keep your terrifying reputation in tact.”
“… absolute moron, what would you do without me?”
“You know what happens if you tell my secrets to the world.”
“Oh wow, I didn’t know grumpy expressions fed directly into cute.”
“Looks like I’ve got a backlogs of ‘I love you’ reminders to get through.”
“Think you’re gonna get away with this assault of hugs? I think not.”
“Could just admit you’re a sweetheart and get this facade over with.”
“Stoic and stalwart, I don’t need affection. I said ‘need’ not ‘want’. Different words.”
“Let me out of bed. I’ll fight you from the blankets.”
“I’m letting you pat my head for your benefit, not mine.”
“Can’t handle a hug? A tickle? Not at all?”
“Ulterior motives? We can’t do nice things for each other? I don’t blame you I am pretty suspicious.”
“I feel like we should be complaining about something petty while I brush your hair.”
“Diagnosis: you need to be squished.”
“If you’re so tough, get out of my arms lock. No, not a hug, an arms lock.”
“And the face cracked to reveal a hint of a smile. The legends were true!”
“Oh. Didn’t you get the memo? This is my favourite spot.”
“Hair looked a little too neat so
“Being adorable and being fierce and deadly are not mutually exclusive.”
“I’ve heard about sweet to sour, but not sour to sweet.”
