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Responsive Inspector (beta) released!
A Chrome extension to help diagnose and visualize responsive media-query breakpoints and effects in a website.
Via HTML5Weekly, too.
Not a bug. h/t @fipilele
Genius.

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I feel like this needs to be blown up large, framed, and placed in every IT department ever.
And those that canât live by it? Should have it stapled to their forehead.
I Fight For The Users.
And then I died a little on the inside.
But mostly I died from a case of the giggles.
In case you canât see it, the site for âSysAdmin Dayâ is down.
On SysAdmin Day.
"don't code around here no more"
When the DBA job candidate says a certification is just as good as on-the-job experience

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Yup
24 Ways, the front-end dev advent calendar, is up and running for 2013. Â Drew McLellan the erstwhile leader of 24ways, kicks things off with a guide to .htaccess.
A computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match.
Bill Bryson (via floatingalongasamelodycomes)
Plain ân simple:
This post describes why browser-side cryptography has been a difficult problem, and how recent technological advances provide a solution.
Worth a quick foundational reading, as new products and changes come out.  Plus: learning about crypto.getRandomValues() in modern browsers.  Fun stuff.
Via JSWeekly #154.
Stop writing Regular Expressions. Express them with Verbal Expressions. - The Changelog
Via @tanmade. Â This would be a very helpful step for those new to regex syntax in various languages.

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No idea what he's talking about.
The BBC built an awesome web page testing tool
Itâs called Wraith and it uses a headless web client like PhantomJS and ImageMagick to diff how your site gets displayed.