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Boo!

Ahhhhh!

If only Molly Ringwald wasn’t so old… 

She's still pretty hot, now. I'm just sayin'.

It was still good. The scene where they all talk about their problems was improvised… 

That's the Brat Pack for you.

Nah. Not at all.

Yes, exactly. Fuck 'em all!

Very good strategy. Prevents future disappointment. Both work, yeah. And I could tell. Just a teensy bit.

Sex is just a wonderful work of nature. 

No but it is cool hair.

Yeah, mate. Cool hair to reflect my cool personality-- is that too lame?

S’a lovely name. Hey, you said it. I wasn’t gonna say anything. So in touch with your sexuality. How very empowering.

I said it to get it out of the way. Yup. That's me. In touch, with my sexuality. Or just sex. Either way. I'm just a teensy bit high right now.

Wish hitting on someone was my speciality but I got the sexual appeal of a carrot.

You don't need sexual appeal, my hair is a fuckin' rainbow, you think that's sexy? Hell, nah. Just be assertive.

Glad to meet your approval. Name’s Rory.

Hazel. Hazel Bloom. It's the gayest name you'll ever hear, but then again, I'm the gayest person you'll ever meet.

I’m just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual, Transylvania.

I like you. You actually know the words.

That’s right.

We can go hit on some fine folks. 

Yeah, it sort of does.

Then, again, it could be chocolate. But, that's for the other fuckers to find out. They can eat our shit.