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I feel like I've corrupted you enough, bruv.

Stealing isn’t fun. 

Sure it is. It's all about the chase after all. Then it gets boring once you do have it. Then I just leave.

Hm, that takes the fun out of it, doesn't it?

You look great. 

Thanks.

Hi.

Yeah. ‘M sure you did. Just as I missed babysitting your cock.

Girl, there ain’t no proper cock sitters like ya around here.

That's what I thought you buttslut.

Oh of course not you emotionally stunted asshole.

Little bit. I missed takin’ shots off your tits the most, though.

Yeah. 'M sure you did. Just as I missed babysitting your cock.

I’d get away from me if I was him, too. You Jeremy, yeah? We go to the same school.

Sometimeh’ people just aren’t getting along. Even if it’s family. 

Oh, um, yeah. Filipp.

Sprinkles sand into butthole.

Yodels.

Oh of course not you emotionally stunted asshole.

Brother is in town. Barely saw him. He just winked at me and then fucked off. Great.

I'd get away from me if I was him, too. You Jeremy, yeah? We go to the same school.

Oh, look at that. It’s Paddy Cook. The fuck have you been?

Holy fuckin’ shit, it’s Ella Mertern.

Sprinkles sand into butthole.

Brother is in town. Barely saw him. He just winked at me and then fucked off. Great.

Fuck him.

Oh, look at that. It's Paddy Cook. The fuck have you been?

I don’t need help, though. 

Then how about a friend?