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The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.Â
âcasual sex doesnât exist!â shit youâre right. competitive sex only. grab the gamecube controllers, no items, fox only, final destination

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this is all I need
how can you call yourself a feminist but then drool over a boy?
babe i can fight the patriarchy and ride a dick those things are not mutually exclusive

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I love the shape of his lips when he says my name
"Why are you so suspicious of men even when they say nice things to you? What he said was gentlemanly, you should give him a chance!â
This wonât make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
is this a real thing lmao I didnât even know people tried to blow in vaginas, thatâs awkward.
Guess Iâve gotta figure something else out.
I really hate that âreblogging could save a lifeâ bullshit, but seriously - donât blow into vaginas.
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes. Â
THATâS FUCKING SCARY
Who the fuck is blowing inside vaginas?
why we blowing in vaginas?
"Not just another chick flick,"
Translation: âHaving noticed that a large portion of the cast are women, and/or that the plot concerns âwomanlyâ emotions, I lowered my expectations. When I saw the...
The huge amount of pressure on young girls to let their boyfriends get away with everything and not to stand up for themselves, lest they stop being a âchill girlfriendâ and instead become a horrible, controlling harpy is such bullshit. Stop teaching young girls that demanding to be treated with respect and courtesy makes them shrill, over-emotional, or unworthy of listening to.

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â One: Buy condoms. Buy them and keep them with you at all times, and use them before you are asked to use them. And use them every time. The peace of mind you allow your partner will free her to be vulnerable with you, and that, my son, is exactly what sex is about. Condoms are sexy. In fact, call buying condoms foreplay. (Footnote: If you are too embarrassed to buy condoms, you are not ready to have sex.) Two: Kissing is not merely foreplay. Spend entire evenings making out on the couch while fully clothed. Believe me, dry-humping rocks. Three: Sex is not just about friction. Itâs about emotion. Stop trying to find her clitoris and find her heart. Because then sheâll help you find her clitoris. Four: If you really wanna know how to please a woman, ask her how she masturbates. Then do that. A lot. If she claims she doesnât masturbate, offer to take her shopping for a vibrator so you can both learn the vocabulary of her body together. Five: Donât put anything in her butthole you wouldnât want in your own. (Footnote: Try a pinky finger, itâs kinda awesome.) Six: When you go down on herâand you will go down on her, and if you are my son, you will be amazing at itâtell her how good she tastes. Stop in the middle and kiss her deeply so she knows how good she tastes. Do the same when she goes down on you. Seven: A simple Google search will yield 1,327 euphemisms for male masturbation, yet only 23 for female masturbation. If guys spent less time jacking off and more time jilling off, this world would be a happier place. Eight: Everything you need to know about the importance of the clitoris is in the movie Star Wars. You are Luke Skywalker piloting your penis-shaped X-Wing Fighter deep inside her trench. Remember: seventy percent of all Death Stars cannot be blown up through penetration of the trench alone. It must be through focused contact with that little exhaust port at the top of the trench. Otherwise, any explosions you experience will be merely Hollywood special effects. Nine: Just because you come doesnât mean she has, so donât you dare come before her. Focus completely on your partner. Donât worry about gettinâ yours, youâre a guy. You always get yours. Your job is to make sure sheâs gettinâ hers. Ten: If sex with your partner lasts no longer than this poem, you are not making love. You are masturbating with her body instead of your hand. Shame on you. Go back to step one. Youâve got a lot of learning to do. Love, Dad.
Big Poppa E., âHow To Make Loveâ (via kushandwizdom)
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men: but women like getting cat called
women: we donât like getting cat called, it makes us uncomfortable, please stop men: but women like getting cat called