we're perfectly dysfunctional

If your muse wants to hit mine - do it. If your muse wants to yell at mine - do it. If your muse wants to kiss mine - do it. Never hold anything back. As long as you don’t kill my muse, anything goes. Never hold anything back with me.

‘i’ll make you something, yeah? your favorite dish, just for you.’

‘let’s get you back to bed.’

‘shh, it was just a nightmare.’

‘you like this, don’t you? i remember you saying that.’

‘i drew up a bath for you.’

‘you need rest.’

‘you ought to be asleep.’

‘i bought two.’

‘here. you can have the rest.’

‘i thought of you when i saw this.’

‘i like your smile.’

‘you have a cute laugh.’

‘stay there. i’m coming there to get you.’

‘it’s okay, i’m here, we’re okay.’

‘be careful.’

‘look both ways.’

‘you mean so much to me.’

‘i can’t lose you.’

‘i thought i might have lost you.’

‘how to you feel about the nickname, (insert nickname)?’

‘it looks good on you.’

‘i’ll make you soup.’

‘ah-ah-ah. you’re sick. you need to stay in bed.’

‘are you okay in there?’

‘that’s it, that’s it. get it all out. shh.’

‘it’s a remedy i knew. helps with your throat.’

‘it’s a lullaby. would you like me to sing it to you? would that help you fall asleep?’

‘i’m worried about you.’

‘what do you want to watch?’

‘where would you like to go for dinner?’

‘close your eyes and hold out your hands.’

‘we’ll figure it out.’

‘oh, it’s not big deal. you’re fine.’

‘i brought you some medicine for your cold.’

‘you’re important to me.’

‘this is your favorite song, right?’

‘you’re like a son/daughter to me.’

‘good luck!’

‘you’re like a mom/dad to me.’

‘don’t say that about yourself.’

‘want to come with?’

“wow! you look really nice.’

‘goodnight, (insert term of affection).’

‘it’s okay. i couldn’t sleep anyway.’

‘you can have half.’

‘come here. let me fix it.’

‘your tie is crooked.’

‘c’mere. shh, it’s okay.’

‘i’m not going to hurt you.’

‘can i touch you?’

‘can i kiss you?’

‘can i hug you?’

‘promise.’

‘would i ever lie to you?’

‘i think you’re very beautiful/handsome.’

‘hey, good-looking.’

‘of course i care. you’re my family.’

‘one more chapter.’

❛ Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. ❜

❛ Pardon my French, but _____ is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you’d have a diamond. ❜

❛ _____, you’re my hero. ❜

❛ Tell ya what, dipshit. If you don’t like my policies you can come on down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt. ❜

❛ _____ has never been in love - at least, nobody’s ever been in love with him. ❜

❛ Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism’s in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. ❜

❛ Pardon my French, but you’re an asshole! Asshole! ❜

❛ The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. ❜

❛ Oh, he’s very popular _____. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads - they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude. ❜

❛ The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. ❜

❛ I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. ❜

❛ There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen… ❜

❛ I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. ❜

❛ So that’s how it is in their family… ❜

❛ He’s gonna marry me. ❜

❛ Look, it’s real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we’ll take off. ❜

❛ The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything. ❜

❛ Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine. ❜

❛ Gummi bear? It’s been in my pocket; they’re real warm and soft. ❜

❛ Hey, _____. You realize if we played by the rules right now we’d be in gym? ❜

❛ The city looks so peaceful from up here. ❜

❛ Anything is peaceful from one thousand, three hundred and fifty-three feet. ❜

❛ I think I see my dad. ❜

❛ You killed the car. ❜

❛ Get off of the float! ❜

❛ You’ve gone to far. We’re going to get busted. ❜

❛ A: You can never go too far. B: If I’m gonna get busted, it is not gonna be by a guy like that. ❜

❛ I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being born under a bad sign? ❜

❛ I mean, really, what’s the point? I’m not European. I don’t plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they’re socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn’t change the fact that I don’t own a car. ❜

❛ You fellas have nothing to worry about. I’m a professional. ❜

❛ In a nutshell: I hate my brother. ❜

❛ It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong… a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows? ❜

❛ The question isn’t “what are we going to do,” the question is “what aren’t we going to do?” ❜

❛ If you’re not over here in fifteen minutes, you can find a new best friend. ❜

❛ You’ve been saying that since the fifth grade. ❜

❛ I weep for the future. ❜

❛ A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn’t deserve such a fine automobile. ❜

❛ Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta! ❜

❛ You’re just gonna have to think of somethin’ else. I’m puttin’ my foot down. ❜

❛ I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind. ❜

❛ This isn’t over yet buster, do you read me? ❜

❛ I don’t trust this kid any further than I can throw him.❜

❛ You’re not dying, you just can’t think of anything good to do. ❜

❛ How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? ❜

❛ Between grief and nothing… I’ll take grief. ❜

❛ Sooner or later, everybody goes to the zoo. ❜

❛ Do you have a kiss for daddy? ❜

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On the nose.

On the cheek.

On the forehead.

On the hand.

On the neck.

On the nape of the neck.

On the shoulder.

On the chest.

On the stomach.

On the knee.

On the ankle.

On the ear.

On the jawline.

On the collarbone.