does anyone wnt to turn into a creature with me. it does have to be weird btw

sometimes people will insist a character is butch/masc and then you look at the character and they’re just fat. or muscular. or black. or indigenous. or some combination of the above.

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

seeing beautiful women in low cut tops with boobs spilling out is good enough reason to stay alive

(no beers in) So how do you perceive me in the privacy of your thoughts

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

we should have started rioting when they took cd and dvd player slots out of laptops