Hi

every time i see a sitcom with white families and the teenager is just like ‘see you later mom im staying at a friends house tonight!’ and they walk out i just. if i wanted to stay over at a friend’s house i had to ask 17 months in advance after a 4-generation background check of my friend’s family, on a full moon during mercury retrograde preferably during the year of the dog after making a blood sacrifice and even then my odds were like 50/50

Daily reminder: If they wanna talk to you, they will. If they wanna be with you, they will. If they wanna make things work, they will. Don’t let things be one sided. It’s not healthy, and it’s not fair to you.

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You don’t even know how much I needed this today lol

if u were forced to get a tattoo of an emoji which one would you pick

I’m the hoe 3OH!3 warned u not to trust

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

what a beautiful wedding what a beautiful wedding oh yes but what a shame what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a lemon stealing whore

The debate in my head everytime i wake up “get up and exercise’ “nah, go back to sleep”