Hayden

the way this is lost media now

Oh I like this

FASCISM

i would have suuuch a bad time if i lived in adventure time i would eat a hot dog and it would turn out to be a princess or whatever and i’d plead diplomatic immunity but the cop is a banana who has only ever been taught capital punishment by his war crime lesbian overlord and then i would get publicly guillotined in the candy kingdom and the last thing i ever heard before my head fell off would be a teen boy going “oh my björk that was hella wooble shambalooby!”

“I would be a cool adventurer and defeat dungeons with Finn” “I would be a powerful water princess and go out with other princesses” No you wouldn’t you would be berry person extra #35 and you would be on screen for 6 seconds before getting eaten by a giant bird for a background gag.

am obsessed with ppl in the tags describing what background gag adventure time NPC they’d be, please keep it up

The worst part about being guillotined in Adventure Time is that you wouldn't even die. And 9 seasons later your head will make a cameo appearance on a shelf in a storage closet. You beg for the sweet release of death before Finn shuts the door on you as part of a gag, and you're never seen again.

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

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