natural disaster

Do I need a hair cut?

Yes.  And shave the face fur while you're at it.

Then why is it a question?

I’m not beating myself up?

Displeased, then?  Whatever it is isn't happy.

Some people...

It's not really something to beat yourself up over.

....Rough night.

Awe, Cheeto, did the books give you problems?

Don’t you have any hobbies?

I like talking.  Does that count?

More a habit than a fetish, probably. Right. So you’re not…. on the receiving end.

Haven't been.  Sorry, that was probably weird.  Not as weird as showing up with a bloody face but, you know.  Speaking of which, did something happen?

You probably have. I’ve been told I’m not a fantastic listener. How does it measure up?

Really?  I never would have pegged a guy with a fetish for fighting as a shitty listener.  Go figure.  It's the same.  From my end, anyway. 

There are times, when talking just doesn’t get a point across. You bang guys often, then?

I see what you did there.  Point across.  I bang whoever whenever.  It's been a while, though.  Georgia's been a pretty easy thing but before that I did a few guys.  I'm surprised I've never mentioned it before.

Yeah, I got that. Couldn’t punch my way through tests at school. Also why I’m sitting here and not finding someone else to irritate me. Hayden, all your past thinly-veiled come-ons weren’t really jokes, were they? Or, you know, that subtle.

If you were more of a smooth talker you wouldn't have to punch through anything.  They are and they aren't.  Sex is an amazing way to release your obvious tension issues.  If you go for it, cool.  If not then, whatever.  

Lotta people say print is dead. I’m happy to hear that seems to not be the case around here. 

I keep saying the internet's easier but,  whatever.  It's not me and it's not my time.  Let me guess, you're reading something about mythology?

Long day. Bitches I can’t hit. 

Violence isn't the answer to everything, you know.  We could always make out.  That seemed to make you pretty happy.

Been a while since I've craved a beer.

What's the occasion?

Door number three? 

Figure of speech for all the talk of reading I'm coming across.  I'm Hayden.