stuff and things

happy fat tiddy tuesday

teanis

normalize being out of the loop...... like what is even going on lol

Booty shorts that say "vaccinated" on the ass

“May I please have your undivided attention” no I have ADHD you may have a ¼ piece at best

#bitch my attention is always divided #if you want a larger piece of attention than that you’ll have to fight for it with the closest available audible whirring ventilation fan

If I do NOT divide my attention in a way that my brain accepts as legal, you will get NONE of my attention because said brain will be too busy devoting ALL of my attention to how much it is making my bones vibrate inside my flesh to try to give you my undivided attention.

adhd brains process things better when we’re getting sucked off sloppy style!

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*