dumbass rights!!

im at the soup convention and many strong and beautiful women are talking about how delicious and nutrient rich my broth is and they didnt even mention you

this is my fucking worst nightmare

how do i delete myself and everything ive ever said from other ppl’s minds

*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*

i can’t think of many examples right now but when characters in media die and their last words are like “i’m so tired” or “i just wanna get some rest..” shit like that it’s BRUTAL they’re always in another characters arms when it happens too like fuck OFF 

You’d never believe the amount of jpegs ive seen

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