Clint Barton Doesn't Know What A Meme Is.

“One shoe. The other one came off in the fight. https://t.co/LuCnXKxLc0”

“One shoe. The other one came off in the fight. https://t.co/LuCnXKxLc0”

“I have blood squelching in my sock.”

“Pepperoni. Sausage and peppers. Mushrooms and salami. Good old cheese. Taco pizza. Dishonorable mention: pineapple and olive is super gro

“Remember that time we went on Letterman? (I ate all the cold cuts in the green room and left with my pockets stuffed with cookies).”

“Happy New Year. Kick its ass.”

“That Home Alone kid? I bet he grows up to be one of us. He’s got the whole package. Smarts, daring, repeating villains, little or no pa

“Remember, you can always go for a walk, especially if you have a dog.”

“You call it a wine tasting. I call it a cheese and grape tasting with wine.”

“You want some relationship advice? Watch what I do, then do literally anything else.”

“I am a...”

“You want some relationship advice? Watch what I do, then do literally anything else.”

“So, over dinner, someone brought up the whole cube theory thing and while I find the whole thing silly, it was totally worth it to hear S

“Ahhh! Where did all these nunchucks come from??”

“So I got into a fight on the subway with a man shaped killer whale this morning. How was your commute?”