The Poisonous Ivy

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ummm…his cat’s name was uhhhh…

*googles it*

as many of you know, my boyfriend passed away suddenly last week and now not only am i suffering the loss of the love of my life i also am swamped in fees from the hearse to funeral costs. 

a half-hearted attempt at creating honor among thieves in the rogues’ gallery.   with the help of @adentincrime & @pherotox (for full membership details: view gallery.)

1. SNITCHES GET STITCHES. The most obvious rule: don’t tell the Bat. That means you, Selina.

2. FINDERS KEEPERS, LOSERS WEEPERS. Any gig, heist, crime, or otherwise is done on a first-come, first-serve basis. Make sure to call dibs & to never disobey a dibs. Dibs is sacred.

3. NO ROGUE LEFT BEHIND. If the Bats, the Comish, GCPD, or anyone else is hot on a Rogue’s tail and you happen to be in the same space, you help them escape. However, if they have breached any of the rules in this code, it’s every one for themselves. 

4. STAY IN YOUR LANE. Don’t cross into one another Rogue’s turf for trouble. Don’t steal or put a target on each other’s head. Don’t provoke. Don’t attack.

5. WHAT HAPPENS IN THE ‘BERG, STAYS IN THE ‘BERG. It’s a safe zone. No violence. No divulging of secrets or stories shared within. Long-term members get a special discount at the bar. 

For some reason, the current issue got this eldritch vibe in it!