yeah i whine pitifully when i cum, what about it?

dry humping?? girl there is nothing dry about the way i’m humping

another week of work instead of staying in your bed and being your toy :(

i should be getting fingered rn

“do you miss me?” im literally throbbing your name in morse code

Don’t let the horny posts fool you, all I want is to hold and be held.

favourite past time: Kissing!!!!! sometimes i just wanna make out and that’s it

Love and fuck me like we missed each other in a previous lifetime together, but found each other in this one, making up for lost time

sometimes i just wish to be buried beneath the weight of a man who’s folding me into the mattress

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

Saying "no" is allowed, saying "no" is important, no matter how someone might react, it's not your job to make everyone happy and go along with every wish people have. Be ok with telling people no.

Sexual tension is so funny. Y’all both know you wanna eat each other alive, but still out here acting clueless 😂

no one else gets me wet the way you do

i hope you think my begging and squirming is cute