Driftwood

alvin the chipmunk sold me a fake juul pod in the library parking lot when i was 14 and when i confronted him about it he pretended he couldn’t talk like a person anymore so everyone just thought i was yelling at a normal chipmunk. that little fucker is not normal. he can sing and dance and he can steal and cheat i hate him so much.

I hate when I comeback to tumblr and I have 0 notifications even though I never post

or even worse when my only notification is a message from a robot trying to steal my info by seducing me

Mom 😂😂😂 am I still young? 😂😂😂 Can I dream 😂😂😂 for a few months 😂😂😂 more? 😂😂😂

reblog with no like is sex with no kiss

This hasn't happened since we brought him home so I think he was just horny to be in a Honda CR-V

We’ve all been there

new september album I feel blessed

Whatever my penis is bigger

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat