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I know it is a privilege to feel things deeply but what the fuck

there are corners of this website where the year is still 2013. and sometimes, on beautiful nights when the veil is thin, you can find them . if you know where to look

i love when pets huff or sigh dramatically. like i am sorry. you're so right. you live such a laborious life. it must be so difficult to take naps and get pet and fed treats and played with all day. really a packed schedule youve got there boss. how do you manage it all. well no matter i'd say it's time for your well earned 7th afternoon nap

i get so gay off that dr pepper

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy