trashking

my thought process was just “kit kitterage (the American Girl Doll) is gay” which is true but that shifted rapidly towards “kit kitterage is a gay journalist who will be in her prime during the height of mccarthyism” and then “😨”

listen kit would celebrate being blacklisted with a glass a bourbon and a nice night with her actress girlfriend Ruthie Smithens

gets an adrenaline rush from contributing to class discussion

the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.

*hitting depression with a stick* i have to pass this class