wolf wheat, wolf meat

ooc. Alfredo has no ties to Amel whatsoever and is not what modern society would consider a vampire. He is a revenant that was bound by “sorcerers” somewhere in Scandinavia. As such, he is considered a draugr, and his physiology is different from that of the most common vampires. He does not share in the blood connection with other such vampires and is, in fact, actually undead. 

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

the fact that i am constantly saying strange and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

She laughed and retreated to the rose bushes whose thorns held her attention, "I can always handle my big bites, no, but what I really need is the stuff that makes me choke, " she laughed at herself quietly.

"Sounds like you got your work cut out for you. Pretty bold words though, from someone who'd rather smell the roses than good old fashioned corpse meat. Don't worry, I'd make you choke one way or the other." The draug sneers at Pandora's turned back.

No one looks at me when I walk. People want me to pay money for each thing I get.

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case