Coffee Shop Confessions

I don’t know who needs to hear this but

Okay I know this probably won’t really fit on your blog but., I work at Caribou Coffee and this guy came in like 10 min after I opened and called me a godsend for being open that early and first of all WOW MY WHOL HEART IM A SLUT FOR COMPLIMENTS and second of all I know places that open way earlier

i DESPISE the cinnamon shortbread lattes. the syrup is so thick and is impossible for me to pump with one hand, which really slows down rush when everyone wants one because it's *new*, it looks like jizz especially when i get it on my clothes, and it doesn't taste like anything really so customers constantly make me remake their drinks because they think i messed it up and they wanted something that tastes strong.

Worst pickups: "your steak is thick and juicy just like you. Why dont you sit for a minute with me" "You look good sweating bent over a hot grill but you'll look better bent over my bed"

So I've actually never had much in the means of coffee other than when I grab one at work (I work in a retail chain) and they're the bottled vanilla frappuccinos. If I go to an actual Starbucks, what would I ask for and what would I expect? -FirstCoffee

Worst customer pick up line I've ever gotten. "I'll take a short hot blonde flat white... Like I like my women... But I like curvy redheads too."

Inbox me your worst pickup lines that a customer has used/stories about customers hitting on you.

Customer: EXCUSE ME! SOMEONE LEFT A JAR OF MONEY ON THE COUNTER!

So I was in bar, and made a breve latte for drive-thru. A minute later, the green bean working the window came over and was like “uh... there’s no milk in this, right? She said she can’t have milk and is allergic”

Who’s else is working Black Friday?

I am so confused - why is my username now “hateyoualatte-blog”?