so long nd good nite

I lov boys who lov horror films… let’s cuddle and watch ppl die onscreen and make fun of the special effects. Where is my slasher flick bf.

[squints my eyes from behind my cavalry helmet] you again, advena. what did I tell you about trespassing on Roman land? i shall show YOU a SLASHER! [with a fearsome echoing barritus i lunge at you, defending the honor of my emprie] 

if we had a wall of fame for “inane and nonsensical comments” this would be at the top of the list just because of the sheer what the fuck factor. good job *thumbs up*

isn't omegaverse the bitch from tumblr

Tip: Enter Holy Beast Form to purchase snacks for your wife

But…but…but… Muh evil ‘Murica….

BRASIL NÚMERO 1 CAMPEÃO PENTA ☝🏼🥇🏆🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

This is Not an award show 😂

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

the only feeling you're gonna have is my foot up your monkey hole!

Say That To My Fucking Face You Nerd Bitch

i ate a blueberry in twenty bites and now i have to go to the hospital

A thick blacketing fog laid over Springfield for hours. But by the time it lifted, Homer had vanished from his home

hey...the morbius box office flop got me thinking about how I flopped on you and how much I want there to B Mor Us. hope you're doing ok