im not here

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

im kinda getting addicted to sandwiches

death to the united states of america

disco elysium dialogue tree

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

I sincerely hope that the OP realizes that gramma was very likely quoting that cartoon.

the cartoon that was drawn and posted based on my post? probably not, but i guess we can never know

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

do people even call their children squirt anymore

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

i try so hard not to care about micro celebrity attention grab bullshit but Clavicular getting embarrassed during his 60 Minutes interview, implying the journalist’s wife is cheating on him, just for the journalist to smile politely but confusedly and go “im not married? :)” and then Clavicular starts stammering and babbling and then angrily walk out of the interview. and then goes home and overdoses. and then survives and goes “sorry i was overdosing trying to feel neurotypical”. is fucking Wet and Wild

My hoes care about me.

i drink soda i eat pizza

*heavily autotuned slurring* i cant fuck my bitch cuz im on an ancient quesssstttttt