dont just love yourself, fuck yourself too

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

100% of the contacts in my phone are useless because i have no contacts. i have no friends

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

constantly stuck between “life’s short: eat the mac and cheese” and “life’s gonna be REAL SHORT if all you fucking eat is mac and cheese”

don’t trust ppl who start with grass pokemon

74 simple steps to marrying memes

Men’s rights activists

Reblogging for those of you who think Africa is only what the media and movies portrays it to be

This fucks me up because it’s scary to think that we can be showed something all our lives and not even know it’s a lie

dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out

That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.