Ask Sakura.

For some reason, Suo and Nirei were hellbent on me downloading this app. They've been hammering it into my skull for the past month, it's so friggin' annoying!! So I caved in, what about it? Don't take me for some weakling just because I did, other wise I'll beat the crap outta you, ya hear me?!

...

I heard some wild things about whats happening with Suo, it’s pretty bad (kinda obvious it was gonna happen for me cuz I’m just like that) but I just wanted to check up on you cuz I don’t really go to furin so I wouldn’t know exactly what’s happening

And happy pride month cuz ik you got a lil fruity in your booty (dw me too, pansexual for ever 🥹🥹🫰🏾)

I don't wanna talk about it.

I just want him to be okay.

...

..Wait.

* hands sakura headphones where ' Seven Nation Army ' by The white stripes is blasting *

Geez, it's like everyone wants me to listen to their favourite songs now.

*Sakura takes the headphones out of your hands and places it onto his head.*

This better be good...

*As the song plays, Sakura finds himself involuntary tapping his foot and bopping his head to the rhythm of the drums, obviously enjoying himself.*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

WHY EVEN BOTHER SAYING IT IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA TELL ME.

Whatever! I don't even wanna know anyways......

Come out? Come out to what?? Fight???

Are ya pickin' a fight with me?! I'm ready when you are!!

Ehhh....

I ain't pettin' it, but I guess I could hold it..

Huh.

What?

Do you want me to like—fight gay people?? What???

You’re one hundred and two

You look like a monkeeey

And you smell like one too

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HARUKA SAKURA!!! YOU’RE SO AWESOME AND AMAZING AND SUPER SAUSE

Also did you like my birthday song

CAN'T YOU GUYS JUST SAY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE??!

FIRST IT'S PEOPLE THREATENIN' ME AND NOW ITS THIS. I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A MONKEY!

Y yo llegué a la grasa temblando de miedo Y te pedí el perdón porque no soy el Pepe Te confesé que no soy el niño del Oxxo Y dejé en tu alcoba después un porro

Tus besos eran soles en mis momos negros Tu sonrisa y la mía se dijeron un momo Y brotaron frases poco tradicionales En un momero y un momero soltero

Y ese fue el momazo más bueno del mundo Aunque no dudara tan solo un segundo Mas no me arrepiento de haberme reído Porque la grasa es un sentimiento

Y ese fue el momazo más bueno del mundo Aunque no dudara tan solo un segundo Que no me arrepiento de ser un grasoso

Porque la grasa es un sentimiento

eeeeeeeeeeetesech

(u will understand the song if u speak spanish </3 song: El momazo más bueno del Mundo by Luisardo) XDDD

Uhm. Bonjourno..?

?

??

?????

..Is this a threat? It feels like a threat and I ain't likin' it one bit.

一𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐞: 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐲𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐓𝐮𝐫𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐡 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 𝐟𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐢𝐦

Art of...me?? No way!!! That's friggin' sick!!!!

Uh.. I made something too... DON'T LAUGH—I'M NOT AN ARTIST, ALRIGHT?!

CupcakKe? What's with all these singers I've never heard of before?? It's like they're just poppin' outta nowhere!

*sakura pulls out his phone with a huff and begins searching for the song*

Anyways, if they're that good I guess I could give it a shot—

Suo Hayato: Hey Sakura~ Watcha listening to?

AH— AT LEAST GIVE ME A WARNING BEFORE SNEAKIN' UP ON ME LIKE THAT!

*Suo chuckles at Sakura's startled reaction before catching a peek at his phone. Suo's eyebrows shoot up.*

Suo Hayato: ...Well this is unexpected. I didn't know this was the type of music you were into, Sakura.

Huh? I haven't listened to the song yet, it was just a recommendation from an anon.

*Suo's eyes (or rather eye) narrows, still staring at Sakura's phone.*

Suo Hayato: I see...

*before Sakura hit play, Suo places his hand over Sakura's.*

Suo Hayato: Hey Sakura, how about I give you a different song to listen to? No disrespect to the artist, but there are plenty of other songs you could listen to besides this one!

Eh?? But this one was a request—

Suo Hayato: I'm sure they won't mind~ Let me show you my favourite!

Huh.

HUH???

W-WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?! WE AIN'T MARRIED???

You should totally listen to Doechii and Laufey because they're SOOOO peak trust

I like the Doechii girl's vibe. She's got spunk.

What the—

WHAT EVEN IS THAT?!

You've suffered for your entire life and still think to help, still think to give someone back their wallet/purse, still think of giving an old man his forgotten paper bag.

Your strength reflects your name. Sakura, hope.

In the words of Nirei and almost all of Bofurin: we're glad you came to Makochi

Jeez—did everyone just decided to go all soft on me now? I ain't someone who needs praise for every little thing yknow?

I'm not someone who should be praise for doing something nice for others just because I've suffered. Actually—I think the fact that I've suffered is enough reason for me to do stuff for others in the first place.

Still...