day by day it fades away

the worst pain is to make small talk with the person you once told everything.

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

the last meme of 2016 will be the phrase “let’s get into gender politics” followed by a completely unrelated gif

GO THE FUCK AWF

His boys are loyal as hell

It’s me

where can i get a squad like this

me [calling mall security]: check your security cameras right now mall security: there’s a guy doing squats, but I don’t see much- me: yea that’s me, critique my form

She’s like the employee of the month but in my heart

corny! 

I love my girl fuck off

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

If you out and you get a bad feeling, go home immediately

Man, y'all better listen.

It’s even worse when you’re driving between two of em at the same time lmfao