おぼっちゃま…

Wait…30…………………………no wonder mom thinks the world’s overpopulated.

Yeah, they're half siblings my older sister tracked down. Turns out, they were only a few years old and abandoned, so each Sakuya took one kid each since there were 16 of them and 16 of us. Oh shit. Right, that makes 32. I'm sure there's more somewhere. 

NO. HE WOULD HAVE LEFT A NOTE OR SOMETHING. HARU-NII, DO SOMETHING. 

Alright. I'll tell you what: I'll call Hima and ask her if he's there. Just relax for now. 

MY BROTHER IS GONE. HE’S GONE. [loud shrieking in the distance]

Relax, he probably just went home for a bit or something. 

"Simple. You'll..." He paused and looked closely at her face. "Yeah. Definitely. You'll work as one of us. Welcome to Nimbasa University Host Club." He pointed dramatically to her. "After all, you're definitely handsome enough and this will be your way of repaying." 

"Erh….." She digs into her pocket and pulls out her wallet. "All I have is 20 bucks….can I make an IOU or something?"

"He's right," Haru said, almost too eagerly. "There's another guaranteed way for you to pay this off. Do you know what kind of club this is?" Haru pls-- "THIS IS A CLUB WHERE HANDSOME BOYS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS ENTERTAIN GIRLS WHO ALSO HAVE TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS." 

"Hey, you know you're going to have to pay us back for this, right?" Haru said, but since mun doesn't have that many happy Haru icons, we're going to pretend that he's excited because they get to go Ouran High School Host Club on Marise's ass.

Little half sister… What makes you so sure? [She acted so surprised that he would just say that. Even though it was true and it was believable that she was related to him because yeah Dad’s kinda a whore.] I am too open to it, I just don’t think its possible to like more then one gender. [That being said shes a closet lesbian] 

That's simple; Dad's a whore and you look like my little sisters. [He paused.] That, and, my other sister told me. Besides, even if she didn't, I can just tell. [He nodded slowly.] I see what you mean, but it's good to think of how other people view the world. Like how I think it's completely possible to like more than one gender. 

"Either this school is crazy. People don’t know when enough  coffee is enough or the blondes here are legit crazy….probably the latter."

"Both. The answer is both." And he drinks some of his coffee.

Are you calling me dumb? [No Haru she’s just projecting her feelings on to you its okay ignore her. She frowned a bit before blinking.] What do you need to know my name for? … I mean it’s Kathleen Birch but… 

No, I'm saying you're not open to how other people perceive things. [He would ignore her, but that wasn't his job; it was Yuki's. Besides, Haru's more people based.] Then you are my little half sister, nice to meet you. [Find your siblings was kind of like filling up your pokedex: you gotta find them all.]

...You're not a very opened minded one, are you? Either way, I'm still mostly attracted to girls. [He kind of looked to the side.] What's your name? 

If you suck dick then your’e gay sorry bro