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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
part 2 of the "hung harry" verse. tagging - @fearlessjones @harttwin @sirhartwin @zebraljb @photo-moron
p.s. thank you so much to everyone who left SO MANY comments on the first part of this verse! you guys make me want to write more!
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary:
Eggsy accidentally finds out that Harryâs got, to put it bluntly, a pretty big member. And now itâs the only thing he can think about. How will Harry get Galahad back on track with his work performance?
Contains a lot of innuendos and mentions of cock, but no actual smut. Rated M for mature themes and strong language.
tagging - @harttwin @zebraljb @fearlessjones because i know theyâre into hartwin and might enjoy this (and because @harttwin made the posts in the first place)Â
Please tell us more about Eggsy finding out Harryâs wielding Excalibur under those bespoke inseams
skekdkskd okay so... obviously itâs by accident? like maybe he walks in on him peeing? (idk it HAS happened to me before w someone a couple times)
or he gets a glimpse of something mission related? or a wardrobe malfunction.... wwjsjaj
i dont know how exactly, but he does and he blushes from the tip of his ears to his toes but heâs trying to act cool and unfazed by it but his brain has completely turned off and all he can think of is âharry hart has a ten inch cockâ so he just blurts out something along the lines of âthatâs some heavy weapon youâre carrying eh?â and then he immediately wants to die
you know what though!!!!! you just talked abt inseams and all and maybe thats how eggsy finds out.
option a. it is just.... visible and heâs like ok? thatâs... harryâs cock right there
or option b. heâs doing rotation at the tailor shop and learning stuff and harry comes in for a new suit and something is off abt the measurements and he asks andrew abt it and andrews like âgalahad is...,,, packing... so we gotta leave some extra roomâ and eggsyâs just sitting there like âok.......â đđđ
i utterly love the idea of harry packing heat + eggsy just losing his mind over it. like, he can't stop thinking about it + when harry said if he's alright, he accidentally answers "yes please" (i love a freudian slip). maybe they get trapped in a cupboard on a mission + eggsy has to cope with that monster pressed up against him + not just absolutely lose it
STUCK IN A CUPBOARD !!!!!! it takes eggsy a moment to realize that whatâs pressed to him is harryâs actual d*ck and before he actually realizes what heâs doing heâs saying âis that your gun or are you just happy to see me?â
and harry clears his throat âiâm only carrying weapons in my shoulder holsterâ
Mr. Double H - a Harry Hart playlist by Eggsy Unwin
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Impossible Boy - a playlist to Eggsy, by Harry Hart
(626): I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around youÂ
(909): I have that affect on people
â F. Scott Fitzgerald, Tender is the Night  (inspiration)
Do you ever think about how, despite their opposing intentions, Harryâs conversation with Michelle at the beginning of Kingsman directly parallels Chesterâs conversation with Eggsy after Harry gets shot?
How Harry and Chester offer them paltry condolences as though other lives are adequate recompense for the one lost. Â
And how mother and son both spit that right back in their face.Â
âI want my husband back.â
âIâd rather be with Harry.â
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30 day AU challenge: 26. Plot of your favourite movie
Day 1 - Day 25 - Day 27
âYou are back!â
I saw Howlâs Moving Castle at least 30 times. There was a week few years ago when Iâve watched it 9 times, haha. Wasnât sure which scene to draw but I really love monster Howl sooo⌠Come to think of it, this one would be perfect for age reversal trope, oh well.
Why does Eggsy look like John Watson??? Why hands, why.
for @camaros-and-dishtowels :)
(links in reblog)
#harryâs like âMINEâ (x)
Colin Firth & Taron Egerton at NBCâs âTodayâ (12.09.2017)
Judy Craymer: Our 3 hot dads - showing courage on the frontline! Â #MammaMiaMovie #GimmeGimmeGimme #FlashbackFriday
mimmi_moretti: Shooting #colinfirth and #liviafirth on the changing room of @teatroallascala in Milan during he Green Carpet Fashion Awards #gcfaitalia
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Annete Bening and Colin Firth in Valmont (1989) dir. Milos Forman
Old Man and Technology, 2020
