ain't nobody fresher

Actually I’ll be 49

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

THIS IS TGE CUTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN HELP ME

Remember when Snape made fun of the size of a teenage girls teeth and she subsequently chose to change them so they were permanently smaller? What a hero. 

Remember when Snape abused a thirteen year-old student (whose parents hand been tortured to the point that they didn’t even recognize him) so much that he was more afraid of him than he was of anything else in the world? Bravest man I’ve ever known.

Remember when Snape exposed his old classmate and forced him to resign from the one job he’d ever had and could make a difference in, despite knowing that that man would once again be ostracised and shunned from normal society for a condition that one of Severus’ old Death Eater pals had inflicted upon him. Yeah, I should name my child after him.

Remember when Severus Snape threatened to kill a student’s pet because he was struggling with his class work? What a good guy, shame he never got to bang my mother.

OMG YES, THE LOVE FOR SNAPE WAS SO OVERRATED IDC

Louis Birthday Present

My dad has a doppelganger named Eric. For years people have been coming up to him, thinking he was Eric. Sometimes people get a whole conversation going while my dad stands there politely wondering why this stranger is talking to him before they stop, wide eyed, and realize “you’re not Eric.” None of us have ever seen Eric, but we know he’s out there. Sometimes a couple years will go by without an Eric incident and we worry. But then my dad will come home like “good news guys, Eric’s still alive, I met his cousin today.”

moment of silence for all my wasted potential