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@harryptr
PSA : I think for now I might move harry back to my multi once I’ve revamped it a bit. I like him having his own blog but I literally cannot manage all the blogs I have and thats NOW where I have 100% more free time than usual lmao. so i’d rather just write him on my multi than fully abandon this blog more
If you want me to transfer threads over like this and I’ll just continue them over there, or tag me in anything and I’ll respond on my multi which is @ecllectics
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PSA : I think for now I might move harry back to my multi once I’ve revamped it a bit. I like him having his own blog but I literally cannot manage all the blogs I have and thats NOW where I have 100% more free time than usual lmao. so i’d rather just write him on my multi than fully abandon this blog more
If you want me to transfer threads over like this and I’ll just continue them over there, or tag me in anything and I’ll respond on my multi which is @ecllectics
PSA : I think for now I might move harry back to my multi once I’ve revamped it a bit. I like him having his own blog but I literally cannot manage all the blogs I have and thats NOW where I have 100% more free time than usual lmao. so i’d rather just write him on my multi than fully abandon this blog more
If you want me to transfer threads over like this and I’ll just continue them over there, or tag me in anything and I’ll respond on my multi which is @ecllectics
PSA : I think for now I might move harry back to my multi once I’ve revamped it a bit. I like him having his own blog but I literally cannot manage all the blogs I have and thats NOW where I have 100% more free time than usual lmao. so i’d rather just write him on my multi than fully abandon this blog more
If you want me to transfer threads over like this and I’ll just continue them over there, or tag me in anything and I’ll respond on my multi which is @ecllectics
PSA : I think for now I might move harry back to my multi once I’ve revamped it a bit. I like him having his own blog but I literally cannot manage all the blogs I have and thats NOW where I have 100% more free time than usual lmao. so i’d rather just write him on my multi than fully abandon this blog more
If you want me to transfer threads over like this and I’ll just continue them over there, or tag me in anything and I’ll respond on my multi which is @ecllectics
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so hard to decide which adult i hate most in order of the phoenix
LUNA
A VOICE CATCHES HER ATTENTION, smile blooming in delicate features as she realizes who it is. ❝ harry! it’s lovely to see you. well, i didn’t plan to be here. i just… i wanted to get away from my common room. how are you? are you alright? you look tired! ❞
her bright smile is met with one of his own, softer and more shy but just as genuine. he'd gone to the owlery to see hedwig, but running into luna was a welcome surprise, with her being maybe one of the only people he felt he could still talk to.
❛ er yeah - I’m fine , a little tired . just - a late night doing homework is all ❜ a pause, a decision he wouldn’t say more than that. ❛ how are you - had a good christmas ? ❜
HERMIONE
she knows she’s probably driving him mad . as much as she adores harry , they both know that even with the odd wrong answer hermione was probably still a good handful of marks ahead of him . but she strives for perfection and if she doesn’t talk to harry about it she might just drive herself even more mad . nevertheless , she appreciates that he’s trying to make her feel better . deep down she knows his words are true . yet something still nags at her . ❝ snape will be looking for any reason to fail me . ❞ she’s the best in their class , easily , yet their professor is reluctant to accept that . maybe because she’s a gryffindor , almost certainly because she’s a muggleborn . ❝ it’s obvious he hates me . ❞
he knew , this was just what hermione did. she would spend hours, possibly even days thinking over the exam, weighing up and worrying about her answer to every single question until the answers were finally released. and he knew she was right about snape. snape never wanted to admit how GOOD hermione was, constantly praised the slytherins when it was clear she was easily better than them. he felt the same anxiety he did , who knew what snape would do. if he could ever possibly be annoyed enough to deliberately fail them. but even as he had these same thoughts as her, he knew telling her so would be no comfort, so he shrugs, hopes he sounds lighthearted ❛ he won’t fail you - i mean I woulda’ been done for years ago if it was wholly up to him , wouldn’t I ? he can’t be unfair with the other teachers watching him - an’ none of them would buy you getting a lower mark than goyle. I mean, he set half the dungeon on fire ... the stone dungeon ❜
lips curve slightly at her remark - words joking though he uses a grim tone to deliver them ❛ listen - he can’t fail you . it’d take all the pleasure out of failing me. hardly as hurtful if I have someone to share it with , is it ? ❜
snape making harry file all the marauders detention reports effectively re-traumatising harry over sirius death and reminding him of the fact that he never knew his parents and all he knows about them is told to him by people whose relationship or knowledge of his parents he can’t really verify I hate that man so much
hermione
@harryptr· continued
❝ ron’s never been the most communicative about his feelings . ❞ gaze diverts . hermione knows first hand . she tried to get him to open up , only to be push away . a sigh escapes . ❝ we never should have let him wear the locket . ❞
❛ I’m his best mate - ❜ but harry knew she was right, that this was hardly the first time he’d been surprised by something ron had been feeling, or thinking, that he’d never told harry. or he’d tried, and harry hadn’t figured out what he was trying to say. but head shakes at her next words, a scowl crossing his face ❛ WE both had to wear it - we both handled it. he’s not a baby ❜
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HERMIONE·:
@harryptr· continued
❝ you don’t know that , harry ! ❞ maybe it’s not healthy to comb over every inch of her exam , but hermione can’t help it . there’s a thirst deep down to prove herself . to live up to exceptions . the brightest witch of her age . ❝ that one question could be the difference between a pass and a fail ! and i’m sure i also got one of the uses of dragon’s blood wrong . and i know i listed the wrong ingredient for the draught of peace . ❞
privately, he thought it was honestly laughable that he should console her over the mark, when he knew full well by the time they were released she would have done better than him. anything she got wrong, he was bound to have messed up too. but still he tried to remain sympathetic, turns to face her properly, eyes meeting her wide anxious ones. ❛ if one question made the difference they wouldn’t make us answer so many others !! hermione - you’re shrinking solution looked perfect, and you’re probably the only person who got all the other eleven uses, seamus told me he only remembered FOUR ❜
𝐏𝐘𝐓 —— pretty young thing . ©
teen wolf dialogue meme ( accepting ) ‘so many things don’t make sense.’
❛ i know gin, - I wish I could tell you more ❜ he’s apologetic, TRULY, that he had no real answers to give her. that anything he knew, that dumbledore had told him, he could only share with ron and hermione. he never wanted to hurt the weasley’s, especially not ginny. he would not have kept secrets from them when they had only ever been good to him, if he didn’t have to. but he’d always known this was HIS burden, that he kept this from them now, in the hopes what he had to do might help them all later. still, it didn’t hurt him less to do it. to lie about their plans, to sneak around behind their backs, to spit on all the sacrifices they made for his protection by leaving it, even if he knew they’d be ultimately better off.
for reasons he knew were selfish, he wished he could tell ginny the truth, because he knew she understood bits of him no one else did. because secretly he craved her approval and her blessing, and he didn’t want her to hate him for lying to her too. but he swallows the urge to divulge all, famous green eyes flickering away from hers as he continues. ❛ i don’t want you to get caught up in all this - it wouldn’t be fair ❜
@revulsicn / for ginny
TEEN WOLF SEASON 6A ╱ DIALOGUE MEME
we should have taken my car, like i said, several times.
i know, worst date ever.
actually, this could be our best date yet.
what in the hell were you thinking?
why don’t you try to help me understand what the hell happened here?
they don’t need us.
i saw a guy. he had a gun.
it’s been like three months since anything’s happened.
you can’t tell me that this is just some series of impossible coincidences.
i cannot miss anymore classes.
want to split up?
i think i heard something.
i keep feeling like it’s familiar, like i’ve heard it before.
is there a french word for feeling an overwhelming sense of urgency and impending doom?
you are so smart, i could kiss you right now.
got your text. you said you needed my help?
something terrible is going to happen.
everyone is forgetting everything.
slow down. we’ll figure this out together.
they’re coming for me, so you have to get away from me right now.
you’re going to forget me.
find some way to remember me.
remember i love you.
you’re doing this for me?
that is a lie sold to you by the government.
are those chains?
i can’t stop thinking about last night.
what if you have some kind of special ability nobody knows about?
it’s not up to them, it’s up to you. they’re gonna keep coming at you, they’re gonna keep knocking you down. you have to show them you can get back up.
leaders don’t run.
i’ll trust him when he does something trustworthy.
your friends aren’t my friends. why can’t you just accept that?
i’ve got a problem. i’m growling at people in class, i’m clawing at the desk.
i was looking for a dead body.
i thought we could hate each other and it wouldn’t matter. but it does matter.
i held a guy’s hand.
you know, normal people knock.
everyone’s looking at me like i’m crazy.
i don’t believe in ghosts, and i don’t like being made fun of.
it’s a good plan. believe in the plan.
someday, we will do a whole lot better than ‘okay.’
no one doubts you, okay?
i wasn’t sneaking up on you. i was catching up with you.
i found a low branch with my face.
you can’t just erase people. they leave things behind.
we’re the people who know things about the things most people don’t know about.
do you ever have nice dreams?
i don’t have a plan. i had one idea, it was pretty bad, then i had another really bad idea, but it’s terrible.
i know what you’re thinking. you should have died with them.
i know it’s insane, but i need you with me on this.
if you want to do this, you’ll have to do it yourself.
once it’s done, whatever happens will be your responsibility.
there’s nothing worse than what i’ve been through.
oh i’m fine, by the way, thank you for your concern.
i hope you realize it’s taking all my strength to not tear you in half right now.
somehow i don’t think we’re going to hug this out.
i didn’t say it back.
it’s my only power, finding you.
do you need a hand?
i’m not dying for you.
you need to get out of here. don’t worry about me.
whatever happens will be your responsibility.
you took a risk, but it was the right thing to do.
i should be telling you to say your goodbyes.
so many things don’t make sense.
tell me how to get our friends back.
actually, i was right about the wrong thing.
you have no self-preservation instincts.
i think you have to admit that you have an unhealthy attachment to them.
no one resists. no one escapes.
do you want something from us?
i’m coming for my friends. i’m coming for everyone.
i won’t stop. i’ll never stop.
you’re never wrong about these things.
bad guy, right? i didn’t misread that?
i’m gone for a couple of days and the whole place falls apart.
nowhere in the manual does it say that werewolves can do that.
we just have to follow these tracks?
we don’t have a minute. they’re coming.
where do you get this implausible optimism?
i don’t know if it’s suicide or stupidity.
i also brought my gun.
i’ll put so many bullets in your head, god won’t even recognize you.
you need to get realistic, because trust is not important right now.
i just thought i was somewhere else for a second.
when we kissed, that’s when it all changed.
i have no use for you.
i’m going to need some incentive.
it was almost like reverence.
we have to remember everything.
harry fantasising about becoming the triwizard champion only to actually become one mere weeks later and have it ruin his life
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HERMIONE
❝ are you kidding me ? we’re not ‘ fine ’ ! ❞
@harryptr· —— dialogue generator
❛ hermione - we messed up one question in the exam. I doubt our entire OWL is going to hinge on it - we’re fine ! ❜
FLEUR
“ then it must be nice to just sit an relax for awhile , hm ? i can’t imagine having the life you live . you are truly braver than all of us , harry . ”
❛ i guess so - I’m really looking forward to the wedding, fleur ❜ but head ducks with embarrassment with her next words, ❛ no - I’m not ❜
