Descendants is so cool

My name is Fortune Fate, and I’m here because I got forced to.

I’m the fates’ kid from Hercules . Yes all three. No, you don’t wanna know how. I wish I didn’t.

I can’t see sh!t (WHY IS THIS THING NOT LETTING ME SWEAR?) but I can see the future in random seizure things. I can also willingly see when someone was born, how long they’re gonna live and how + when they die. No I will not tell you anything even if you ask nicely.

If you’re wondering how I’m doing this if I’m blind, I’m doing it thanks to how cool I am.

Ask me whatever. If you do, I’ll immediately assume Elijah made you.

Maybe Chester’s gonna do this sh!t as well, just to keep me company.

Don’t expect me to be polite, I’m not like Elijah.

I have been told to do this because it might help my mental health, so here we are.

I am a student at Auradon Prep, but originally come from the isle of the Lost, my mother being Yzma.

I use both he and she pronouns, so don’t be shy to change between the two!

I’m friends? family? crewmates? with Uma, Harry and Gil, but I don’t know what they think of me.

And finally, DON’T CALL ME YAEL. If you do, I will make sure you never see the light of day again, is that clear? :)

Great! Let’s get started!