perhaps: here lies the world’s most insufferable witch.

once i get taken out back and shot i'll be fine

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

I have a disease called I want to text you so much but I have no idea what I would even write

i have a similar one called i want more contact but I'm afraid I'm being overbearing so I'll just wait for you to start

I have autism

ahhh so you're shown to be capable of recognising that people's trauma can make them act irrationally and unpleasantly! you recognised it in the white man! can you also recognise it in the brown woman? no? she's mean and bitchy and uncaring? i see

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

“after covid” “post-covid” What if i just shot you

i love being up early but i love being up late. and i love getting lots of sleep. what now.

Not me spending hours reading a fanfic I knew from the first chapter wasn’t good and then getting frustrated at chapter 28 when it’s not good

see the thing about iwtv is that i will always believe louis no matter what unless claudia says something different. then i believe claudia. lestat could tell me that it's raining during a thunderstorm and id need a peer review.

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw