Picture this: it’s 2007, you’re on your family computer on stardoll.com listening to Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne on repeat. Your ringtone is I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry. You somehow don’t realize you’re not straight.

power move: exclusively referring to sports played by women as “sports” and all the men’s sports exclusively as “men’s sports”

referring to athletes who are women as “athletes” and athletes who are men as “male athletes”

le💤bian

“ You’re the best part of my day ”

I kinda wanna deactivate everything in my life

band: sings about being in love me: can’t relate florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too

the way you treated her at the very beginning when you were trying to get her should be the way you always treat her, don’t change

Eternally hungry for your love

if her smile turns you on im sorry to tell you but you’re fucked

date someone who will sit down & say “let’s fix this” instead of being a child and ignoring you

Concept: sleepy kisses in the dark, smiling against your lips.