Things Heard/Said Working in the Costume Workshop
“If I choke to death here, I want you to put me in my coffin with both my middle fingers up.”
“Did you know that every single thing here is wrong?”
“Just… blood everywhere. I’m talking ev-ry-where.”
“Permission to slam-dunk this into the garbage?”
“No one’s ever cut a finger off in this room. I promise.”
“This ain’t what any god ever intended.”
“What do theater majors even do? Eat glass? Staple things to themselves? Yes.”
“Anyone else hear that siren going off?”
“Let’s go see what they lit on fire now.”
“Oh, good. It’s all ruined.”
“Shoulder pads. More of them.”
“We’ve learned an important lesson today, and that lesson is: don’t do that.”
“I want to help you, but I need to know what the problem is first.”
“I hate it. I despise it. I loathe it. I have so many synonyms for how much I don’t like this.”
“It’s difficult, but it’s possible. Probably.”
“You can cry if you have to. No judgement.”
“It’s not that it’s a bad place. It’s just full of dust and fire hazards and also I’m pretty sure it’s haunted.”
“Please do not ever say those words to me again.”
“I would NEVER do that! …Unless I was, like, really mad.”
“You’re lucky I’m morally above grave robbing. By, like, half a step, but still.”
“Nothing personal, but I’m deeply ashamed that I even know you.”
“You’re, like, the closest friend I have, you know? And that’s really fucking sad.”
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