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When your macbook still tries to log onto his steam account every time you restart it

turns out you could push a fork through my intestines and they'd break apart...

mother said the combination of my undergraduate and graduate schools come across as "first gen college student" with a slight sneer present. Other great thing she said today - she does not feel bad for victims of csa that are older than a toddler bc "they should have told someone" (???)

does anyone have a mother that actually truly unabashedly loves them no matter what

I am grateful and incredibly lucky that the crux of my life right now is deciding between a PhD or law school

David Chase based Livia Soprano on my mother

Babe wake up new maternal psychological torture just dropped!!!