"You're Keeping The Outfit, Right?"

“Please, call me Steve.”

S: …Do you want to?

G: –NO!!! Fuck. Oh shit, I said fuck in front of Mister Captain Rogers, FUCK

S: Oh, can we swear on the radio now? Thank Christ, it’s about fucking time. 

J: we’re….*gurgling* we’re not on the radio, exactly

T: Captain Mister Rogers Captain Sir could you say bad words again so I could keep it as my ringtone? 

S: Sure thing, pal. *pause as he leans in real close to the mic* …Shit. 

G: *audibly clutching his entire face* Oh My God We’ve Corrupted Captain America

S: I know of a few people who might say they had a hand in it too

G: Sam The Eagle Is Going To Fly Down And Strangle Us With an American Flag

T: Isn’t Sam the Eagle a muppet? 

S: I know that reference! Little known fact, ‘Sam the Eagle’ is what we call the Falcon when he’s grumpy.

Ok, so Endgame Spoilers/salt warning for y’all first of all.

Now,

Steve in Endgame was great except for a few things:

His ending

His complete lack of Bucky mourning.

Think about it. This is the guy who would do anything for Bucky. Let’s look at what he’s done:

took over a Hydra base for Bucky

Went into a depressive episode after his “death” (don’t lie to me we all know he was depressed for a while there)

Literally stopped fighting him when he found out Bucky was the Winter Soldier

Charged into battle in a flimsy suit just on the off chance Bucky would remember him

Risked his life just to try and get Bucky back (take your pick from any of the numerous times he has)

Literally tore apart the Avengers for Bucky

Literally went against most of the countries in the world for Bucky

Gave up his shield for Bucky

A whole bunch of other things I don’t have time to list

So we can see that this bitch loved Bucky, whether platonically or romantically, that’s up for debate. But we all know it. His whole character is “I Will Fight For What Is Right And Also Bucky”. And then in Endgame, after losing Bucky, after losing his one true best friend, we are expected to believe that Steve would not be going fucking insane? Ok, I get it, the whole movie couldn’t be about mourning and sadness, but Steve didn’t even mention Bucky in Endgame. And then he leaves his buddy and his new family, the family Tony and Nat died for, just so he can go marry a woman he knew for two years and only kissed once.

???????????

You know, I can’t blame him for falling head over heels for Peggy, but Steve’s entire arc as a character was letting go of the past and moving the fuck on. And now it’s been erased just so he can live out the heterosexual dream in the past.

It is widely speculated his ending was done like that because the Russos really wanted to squash the Stucky/stony/anything-not-straight-involving-Steve shipping, because noooooooo, Steve is completely one hundred percent Straight™.

Anyway, just pointing that out. But now the reason for this whole post:

Peggy’s reaction.

You cannot tell me that Margaret “Peggy” BAMF Carter was not going to beat Steve’s ass when she found out the truth. Go on, imagine that conversation.

Steve, after their dance: wow I’m so excited to spend the rest of my life here in the past with you

Peggy, filled in on how he got there and how she is in the future: huh?

Steve, oblivious: yeah it’s gonna be great. I always missed you-

Peggy, hitting him with her shoe: No you idiot! I have a family and a future and you aren’t apart of it!

Steve, cowering before her might: B-but you’re my best girl!

Peggy: AND BUCKY’S WAITING FOR YOU IN THE FUTURE DUMBASS, ALONG WITH MY GREAT GRANDKIDS THAT AREN’T RELATED TO YOU

Steve: But-

Peggy: I’M A MARRIED WOMAN, AND YOU’RE THE GUY FROZEN IN THE ICE, NOW GO BACK TO YOUR DAMN SUPERHERO FAMILY AND LEAVE ME TO MY HUSBAND

Steve: b-

And I will tell you my:

First impression

Impression now

Favorite moment

Idea for a story

Unpopular opinion

Favorite relationship

Avengers: Marvel or DC? 

Beast: Favourite hero? 

Black Widow: Brains, brawn, or other? 

Bruce Banner: Favourite class/thing to learn about? 

Bucky Barnes: How would you describe yourself? 

Captain America: Favourite movie? 

Captain Marvel: Favourite social media? 

Charles Xavier: Books or movies? 

Clint Barton: Relationship Status? 

Cyclops: Five favourite songs? 

Falcon: Are you more reckless/impulsive or cautious? 

Hank McCoy: Favourite book? 

Hawkeye: What are some talents you have? 

Howard Stark: Would you rather be rich but without love, or have love but be poorer? 

Hulk: Dream job? 

Iron Man: How do you let someone know that you love them? 

Jean Grey: What’s an internal conflict that you have? 

Kurt Wagner: What is something you love about yourself? 

Logan: Do you miss anyone?

Loki: What’s the funniest joke that you know? 

Magneto: What are you passionate about? 

Miles Morales: What is the last text you sent? (optional:) Who was it to? 

Mortimer Toynbee: What is something that gets you excited (about life)? 

Mystique: Do you prefer to ask questions or no? 

Natasha Romanoff: Do you trust easily? 

Nightcrawler: Do you believe that crying is a weakness or a strength? 

Peggy Carter: Describe someone that you love. 

Pepper Potts: Are you easily taken advantage of? 

Peter Parker: Sexuality? 

Pietro Maximoff: If you had to pick a songs to make a playlist for a movie (it can be about you, but it doesn’t have to be) what songs would you choose? 

Phoenix: Are you easily angered? 

Polaris: Do you have any siblings? How many? 

Quicksilver: How is your relationship with your parents? 

Sabretooth: Relationship with your siblings? 

Sam Wilson: What is an act of kindness you were shown that you will never forget? 

Scarlet Witch: What is something that you’ve learned recently? 

Scott Summers: What are you listening to right now?

Spider-Gwen: If you could travel anywhere, where would you go? 

Spider-Ham: Ever prank-called someone? 

Spider-man: If you could get a tattoo, what would you want it to be? 

Stan Lee: Who is someone that inspires you? 

Steve Rogers: Do you prefer to be warmer or colder? 

Storm: Favourite weather? 

Thor: On average, how much sleep do you get? 

Toad: If you had to be an animal for the rest of your life, what animal would you want to be? 

Tony Stark: Who are some people that you met by chance that changed your life? 

Vincent Creed: What’s the most illegal thing you’ve ever done? 

Wanda Maximoff: If you could give one memory to anyone, but never get that memory back, would you? Would it be a good or a bad memory? 

Winter Soldier: Are you forgetful? 

Wolverine: If you could forget one thing, what would it be? 

I SPENT. A WHOLE. FUCKING. SEMESTER. PAINTING THIS. MONTHS.

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