crystalline.

anyone want a little one-liner?

jellyfish boy

hey it’s 2015 can we honestly delete the phrase “story over smut” for the love of all things holy. YOU ARE NOT ANY LESS OF A WRITER IF YOU DO RP SMUT – YOU ARE NOT ANY LESS OF A WRITER IF YOU DO NOT RP SMUT!  “Story over Smut” doesn’t even make sense, there’s still story to be found in smut roleplays. The second two or more characters do the do you don’t suddenly stop seeing prose on the page do you? You don’t look under an n/s/f/w readmore and suddenly see nothing right? no? smut is a part of the story as much as any other possible plot line. to separate it as any less and shame people who rp smut is just so uncalled for. “reblog if your character isn’t JUST hunting for the D and V and if you actually –” no, screw you – STOP SHAMING PEOPLE WHO RP SMUT JUST TO PUT YOURSELF ON A PEDESTAL FOR NOT RPING SMUT. to smut or not to smut – neither inherently makes you a better writer.

Since these get around WAY FASTER would u mind liking / reblogging this if you wouldn’t mind roleplaying with a criminal simple fisherman.  ♡

Me, continuing to latch on to one canon character after another: if you can’t make your own walking human disaster, store bought is fine

Clear: it’s just that the tone of your sneeze seemed very intimidating, and I’m feeling very attacked right now

Custom jellyfish in pink with glow in the dark tentacles!