Harmless

Don't call unless it's an emergency, Hunter had requested, wanting nothing less than near perfect silence during his latest shopping trip. Under normal circumstances, Crosshair would have done just that, as he already had first-hand experience with being overwhelmed and also wasn't all that eager to force others to go through the same thing.

However...no thanks to Batcher having run off ten minutes ago, her confusion as to whether or not the moon-yos of Pabu were living animals or squeaky toys, it was unfortunately time to call in the reinforcements.

Specifically, calling up Hunter himself over the commlink, all the while he himself stood at attention by the dining room table.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Cross, what's up?"

"I need your help, can you come here?"

"Uh, I can't, I'm buying clothes."

"Alright, well..."

Letting out a small sigh, Crosshair just shrugged and continued with the call. Best not to overthink the situation, after all...yet.

"...Hurry up and come over here."

"I can't find them."

What.

"What do you mean, you can't find them?"

"I can't find them, there's only soup."

A small crackle of static popped over the system, then an awkward silence followed...and curiously enough, no 'Gotcha' or other hints that this was just one big joke from Hunter.

"What do you mean, 'there's only soup'?"

"It means there's only soup!"

"Well then, get out of the soup aisle!"

"All right! You don't have to shout at me!"

Next came the sound of footsteps as Hunter continued down a different aisle, a small huff of annoyance, and then--

"--There's more soup."

"What do you mean there's more soup?"

"There's just more soup!"

Two aisles of soup now...? This was getting out of hand, and no, that wasn't a round of self-deprecating humor.

It. Was. Madness.

"Go into the next aisle!"

"There's still soup!"

"Where are you right now?!"

"I'm at soup!"

At Soup?! How could any Trooper in the known galaxy, be it far far away or a few klicks ahead, suddenly be 'At Soup'?!

"What do you mean you're "at soup?"

"I mean I'm at soup!"

"What store are you in?!"

"I'm at the soup store!"

"Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?"

"Kriff you!"

Both Troopers turned off their ends of the commlink with a loud slap, each of them so frustrated with the other that they most likely would not be on speaking terms for the next hour.

Back on Crosshair's end, he would merely shake his head in disgust before going off in search of the dog treats, if only to give Batcher a reason to come running the moment he jostled the bag loudly enough.

On Hunter's end, however...he would be comforted with one of Wrecker's hands upon his shoulder, along with the following vote of confidence:

"I think we're gonna have to stun this guy, Sarge."

Mando'a: "Kote lo'shebs'ul narit." Official translation: "You can keep your glory." (contemptuous and impolite) Literal translation: "[Glory] [into]+[ass]+[center?] [insert]." Actual meaning: "Shove glory up your ass."

This is from "kote" (glory) and shebs (ass). Lo is a preposition (and prefix, apparently) meaning "into." Narit is the conjugated form of naritir (insert, put, place).

"Ul" is a little harder to figure out; the other words we have are nau'ul (n, candlelight), ulur (v, notice, detect, care about) and some compounds based on that, ulyc (adj, careful) and ulik (n, animal, as a beast of burden or mount). Of those, we can take out the last two or three, depending on whether the conjugated form of ulur is ul or ulu (both compound words are in infinitive form). Nau'ur (v) is "to light [up]" and naumiit (n) is "signal" (from miit, word, literally "light-word"). So if nau is light and shebs is ass, I would guess the 'ul modifier is... something about being central? small? focused? the Thingest part of the Thing? In context, shebs'ul is probably "asshole" (as a body part, not an insult).

You could make this generic by replacing kote with ibic or bic ("this" or "it", apparently rarely used, similarly to Spanish), or with whatever noun is relevant.

Mando'a: "shabuir" Official translation: extreme insult - "jerk," but much stronger Literal translation: "[fuck]+[parent]" Actual meaning: "motherfucker" (rarely literal, as in English)

I see this mistranslated as "bastard" a lot, presumably because of the "buir" part, which doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but Mando'a literally has a saying about how it doesn't matter who your parents are, so parentage would be a weird thing to bring up as an insult.

Shabiir is similarly officially translated as "to screw up" but given shab'rudur ("mess with," noted to be "very strong language" (lol)) and rud ("around") (briirud is "circle" or "line-around"), it very obviously means "fuck." Shab'rudur is literally "fuck around." Shab also seems to pull double duty as a noun meaning "fucker" or possibly whatever genitals are applicable - the official translation of "Sooran, shab!" is "Suck on that, jerk!" but sooranir is "to suck/absorb liquid" so it's probably equivalent to "suck my dick" or "suck it, fucker!" The conjugated form of shabiir would be either shabii or shabi, depending on context.

Mando'a: "osi'kyr" Official translation: strong exclamation of surprise or dismay Literal translation: "[shit]+[end]" Actual meaning: ??? "[scared me] shitless"?

Osik is, of course, "shit," though it's translated as "dung (impolite)." The fun part is that this is a noun, so we can assume, as with other nouns, the verb form simply adds -ar or similar to the end. Therefore since kaysh is the universal Mando'a pronoun and kute is "undersuit" or colloquially "clothing," you could say "kaysh osi'kute" to mean "they shit their pants" (presumably out of fear, seeing a heavily-armed and fully-armored Mandalorian running straight at them).

Mando'a: "haar'chak" Official translation: "damn it" Literal translation: "[the (definite)]+[steal]"? Actual meaning: ?????