💋 — 'six feet under.

Today was a day full of adventure! Of course, now that I’m home, everything seemed even more crazy. I certainly didn’t planned on getting rear-ended as I was slowing down for a light when I got into my car this morning. I hope the other car’s driver was okay and got home safe, they did do a swift u-turn and left in a hurry. A mild concussion aside, I saw the flyers up for the upcoming Union Street festival on my way back! I am so excited I can barely contained myself. Can you believe it? It’s the Cotton Candy time of the year again!

Good to see you made it out fine, Berry. That other driver is an idiot for leaving. More than likely they fled cause of no insurance, were you able to get a good look at the license plate? 

I don’t know what to do with all the extra free time I have outside of work now that I’m done with school until the fall. I wish I could travel, that would be nice and fun but alas I cannot. I guess I could binge watch some television shows but..I wouldn’t know where to start. Maybe take up knitting? Jogging? Trying to keep up with Sean’s workout routine and not keel over and die in the process? Suggestions would be awesome.

Go get a tattoo, go for a drive somewhere, get lost in the city. I don’t know what other basic shit to think of.

Et voilà, the man of your dreams is finally back~ After a long long time of slaving my gorgeous ass over the counters and stoves, I’m back, and not going anywhere~

Now someone catch me up on the gossip, because I’ve been dying to know who actually died~

I’ve been gone for quite awhile, and everything still looks boring as it did before. I doubt you’ll get anything good.

Two more days until Wonder Woman. Oh my GODDDDDDD, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!

Gal Gadot is so fucking sexy. I’m ready for tomorrow. 

So many nudes leaked lately. You ought to wonder how many people actually keep that stuff on their phones. Like, I love my dick – but, not to the point of keeping pictures and videos of it. Ya know what I mean?

I can’t say shit, ‘cause I’ve been gulty of still keeping stuff on my phone.

What the hell happened to my Packers yesterday? Seriously. That game was quite the mess – too bad they couldn’t find a way to come back in the game properly. They def deserved it. Packers fan until the end though. 

I don’t watch football, so I can’t say I know what you’re talking about.

Am I the only one who finds themselves measuring time in songs? Like, it took me a whole playlist to finish my shower earlier which shows I took a very long shower (I may have kept getting distracted because I would start to sing along and dance). It only took room service 3 songs to bring me the food I ordered earlier which was pretty fast in my opinion. Like, I never realized that before until just now.

Good to know I’m not the only one who does this. It takes me probably about three or four songs to finish up in the shower. 

Soooo I was watching my friends son today and oh my goodness, every time I’m with that little boy it makes me want one of my own. Not many children can give me baby fever but wow, he has. A lot. Give me one

Well, that’s cute. How old is he?

I’m pretty sure it was their way of telling us they were dead. After all, no one is able to escape death in the end. That’s something they made sure we knew.

I think the main character’s sister surived, but I’m not entirely sure. I do know the main girl from the second movie was able to cheat death.

Now that I think about it, I think it was in the third movie. But, I’m not too sure. I just remember a really gross scene in this one at a drive in. That’s the kind of twist I didn’t see coming, true. 

The one that stuck out to me from the third movie is the tanning bed, although, the drive-thru one was horrible. I wanna know what happened at the end with the subway, did the remaining ones cheat death and survived? The screen cut to black before anything could happen. 

Yeah, but everything you read online isn’t always true. Like, I read somewhre that I Feel It Coming was about her. Which could fit, sure. But, come on.

Kept seeing it pop up everywhere, naturally, I just assumed it was true. Who knows who the song was really about. With the Selena lyrics, it could be either one. They both have a great ass. 

You’re way hotter than Princess Peach, but yeah

Look at you being all cute. 

Wasn’t it about Selena Q though? 

That’s what I originally thought the lyric was about. I read somewhere that he always had a thing for Selena Gomez, so I don’t know. It could be either one.