measure once, cut twice

Flametext “asexual pervert”

I’m not doing all that so you just have to imagine

I do unfortunately think part of the key to real body acceptance and overcoming dysphoria is being a bit of a pervert

Have been upholding my vow to draw stupid snapchats between trc charas btw, just gotta post ‘em

My sister’s working theory about cabeswater (fueled by vague comments from me) is that Noah and Gansey can hear the trees bc they’re both due to die soon (she thinks Noah has some kind of deathly illness) and that Ronan has been there before since he committed suicide. She mentioned the emphasis on the ley line also being called the corpse road and I think she may have accidentally created a really interesting au

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u