Harley x Ivy Incorrect Quotes

Ivy: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don’t know!

Harley: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus.

Demon: Hey, I took your soul last month and-

Harley: No returns.

Ivy: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities

Harley: Do you think you’d actually notice if someone didn’t cast a shadow? Or if their limbs were just slightly too long? Or if they had just a little too many teeth? like how many times have you passed Something on the street and you just didn’t Notice It?

Ivy: Stay woke monsterfuckers ur love is out there!!!!!

Harley: *Stubs their toe* FUCK!

Ivy: Mind your language!

Harley: What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”???

Ivy:

Harley: You kill people for money?!

Ivy: I can explain!

Harley: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Harley: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?

Harley: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Harley: Why are you on the floor?

Ivy: I'm depressed.

Harley: Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

Ivy: What did you do, Harley?

Harley: Here's some advice

Ivy: I didn't ask for any

Harley, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!

Ivy: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,

Ivy: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!

Harley, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS

Ivy: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!

Ivy: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

Harley: I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.

Ivy: Harley, that's a coma.

Harley: Welcome, fellow idiots

Ivy: Hello, Harley.

Harley: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Harley: Merry Christmas. Here. I got this for you-

Ivy: Oh, thanks, uh

Ivy: Um.

Ivy: Harley this is a framed picture of you.