those two scottish cunts are mad for walking 500 miles and then 500 more but when you think about how much an uber costs they start talking sense

Fińàncial Harm

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

i love sitting in my room…..alone….a girl in her cave….scheming and plotting and drinking tea

I see a video of someone cutting their hair online and it's like all my neurons activate at once and I rush to grab scissors

Did it. Hair looks sick. Lol

“pillows expire after a year” “you need new shoes every 6 months” no thanks. even if that’s true it’s stupid i think i can sleep on a slightly deflated pillow

I think it'd be funny to have a character who keeps trying to break the fourth wall and failing

Dude's like "we can't do that, we don't have the budget this episode" but he's in a novel

Something stupid happens and he tries to stare directly into camera but he's fully looking the wrong way

September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.