i am the night, i work alone

#mr winick said alright u sluts u want some well-written jason here’s some fuckin well-written jason

i honestly think batman's position on the justice league is so fucking funny because you have this group of people who, mostly, try very hard to work within the bounds of the law if at all possible. i mean, for fuck's sake, green lanterns are actually space law enforcement, wonder woman regularly speaks with world leaders and legislators, and aquaman, who is a literal king. and then you have superman, who isn't afraid to challenge the law, but doesn't really, y'know, routinely break it. probably. i mean, aviation law, he probably breaks that. i'm pretty sure it's not legal to fly your lingerie-clad wife into the sky and kiss her deeply, but kurt busiek sure wrote clark doing that, didn't he. but, like, on the whole, laws still exist to them they're just sometimes like ehhhhhhhhh. i mean ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Batman, in the middle of a Justice League meeting: *suddenly stands up and leaves*