Harriet

Victor's thread of submissions

Question from Mr. ILoveEveryone!Long-haired"Onii-chan" *onii-chan: affectionate name for "big brother"

I love everyone in Crown so much that it's bothering! How should I deliver my love?

W: Let's answer the first submission right away L: Why do I feel like I can tell who is this anon? W: If it's your love, you've already conveyed it well L: Thanks for everything♡

W: An extra question coming from Mr. ILoveEveryone!Long-haired"Onii-chan" L: He said "What what? Isn't the answer to my question too short?? Despite how you are I still love you-!!" W: It's great to see you having fun too today

Darius' thread of submissions

Question from Mr. Let'sBecomeFamily

I plan to add a red-eyed, silver-haired family member. What kind of room would you like?

W: There used to be a cat with a similar appearance nearby. So Darius adopted it? Please give it a nice home. L: (Seems like he's dodging the question on purpose so I'll avoid touching on it...)

L: Hey Will, it's from Mr. Let'sBecomeFamily... W: "I want to know what a nice room is to you though. It'll be necessary sooner or later." W: Wouldn't it be better to include a cat tower or cat toys? L: ...Yes, let's move on to the next question!

Alfons' thread of submissions

Question from Mr."Sex"uallyWellManneredBritishGentlman *品行方性=well mannered, while the quoted 性 means sex, hence this

I have bought a new gentlemanly toy. I recruiting ladies who would like to use it together.

*紳士 (gentlemen) is also a term, mostly used within ACG circles, which refers to people who have weird fetishes but don't act them out, and mostly used in a self-depreciating but joking way

L: Gentlemanly toys...is it alright to talk about these here? W: It seems like he's utilizing here as a notice board or something.

W: There's a reply from another lister for this question. L: From Mr. IWantThemAll...uh, "that toy...is weirdly uneven. How do you use it...?" W: Do have them explain to you directly later.

Harrison's thread of submissions

Question from Mr. ExtremeSweetnessLoverRepresentative

I eat too much sweets that my attending doctor is stopping me. Can't you guys say something to him?

L: Since I've seen you emptying an entire display at a cakeshop before, I'm a bit worried too...sorry. W: If you're directly debating do allow me to watch. I'm looking forward to seeing who'd win.

L: It's a reply from Mr. Ale'sBellyIsMine(AttendingDoctor) to Mr. ExtremeSweetnessLoverRepresentative! W: It says "Come to the basement tonight. I'll explain to you about the fatal symptoms that come with overdose of sugar." L: ...I'll go with you, Harry.

Ring's thread of sumbissions

Question from Mr. WhatDoYouWriteHere?

I'd like to be friends with Sparkly Pink. I'm hesitating to ask them out to play. I need advice.

W: Sparkly Pink is right here. L: It's alright~! Let's play together! I wanted to be friends with you too W: What a gentle world

W: An extra submission to the question just now from Mr. ILoveMoneyMoreThanThreeMeals. "My younger brother next to me seems to be considering a new R.N. He said the R.N would be ThankYou. Thank you for being friendly with my younger brother." L: What a gentle older brother W: So this R.N. is a reply

Euren's thread of submissions

Question from Mr. HeartCatch♡Broker

My favourite senior isn't scolding me recently! How do I get him to kick me around flying?

W: Shouldn't "senpai" be replying to this? L: You're right! We'll be waiting for you submission, senpai!

*senpai is just senior, but there's no equivalent for English to call senpai directly afaik? so i'll keep this here

L: Oh, here is it here is it, but it's still not the senior himself though. It's from Mr. RightHandManWhoWishesHappinessForSenpai. "I'm here to deliver Jude-senpai's reply. 'Creepy', he said. Did this make you happy?" W: What an organization with such uniqe values.

W: From Mr. IGotScoldedFromSenpai♡Broker. "Listen to my colleague's trouble! There's this guy who's running away from his boss after breaking the 29th closet, where should he hide?" L: I think apologizing would be better.... W: Wouldn't hiding in the bush in front of the palace be a good idea?

L: Oh, is this the colleague mentioned just now? From Mr. RefugeeAssassin, "Don't you dare talking shit about me you bastard. Show yourself and get caught you machoistic asshole" W: What a mean manner of speech. L: It's probably my first time saying these kinds of words

L: From Mr. Blank. Huh, did he forget to to enter his name? Let's see, "Caught. Thank you for the information." Is it about the foul-mouthed assassin just now...? W: Did he actually hide in the bush in front of the palace? Ahaha, mouth aside, he's honest.

Jude's thread of submissions aka part 2 of the above

*also idk how to mimic jude's accent sorry for the proper english lol

L: Ah, it's from Mr. IDontCare. "That creepy broker from Libra came uninvited. I tied him up and dumped him in front of the company building so come and get him" So he showed up~ W: Regards to Mr. Blank too

W: Here comes a report from Mr. Blank L: He said, "Retrieved. I'll wrap things up here"! W: He seems to enjoy getting wrapped though, is it okay?