You definitely don't want to go to Jacob for a fake ID. They're such a fucking headache for bartenders. Too accurate. Go with Carl. He just tapes pictures on IDs he lifted from Walmart moms. Nice an easy for us to figure out. Go with Carl.
I am trying to decide if I should be alarmed that strangers are so keen on helping me get a fake ID. Kinda suss, not going to lie.















